BARRY ILL

Patient ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: he/him
A poor unfortunate soul that’s found himself in the hell known as the Sparklecare hospital. Barry is miserable and has very little will to live. Before he woke up in the hospital he was a student studying physics and thanatology.
Barry is prude, short-tempered, extremely bitter, and hates just about everyone he meets- including his confusing, idiotic roommate.

 

 

UNI CORNELIUS

Patient ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: he/him
Barry’s interesting, eccentric roommate. With his affinity for gaming, untidiness, and reckless behavior, Uni is considered a nuisance amongst a majority of the staff. He tends to act idiocentric and more confident than he actually is, and seems unable to say a sentence without including the word “bro.” He also seems to have some sort of thing for Barry…

 

 

KID DIES

Patient ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: she/her
Child patient that suffers from Paisemeto disease, which causes her to throw up dead fetuses. The arrangement of her organs is very peculiar, and you… you just don’t wanna know how it works. You really, really don’t.

 

 

CAROLINE COUGHS

Patient ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: she/they
The sassy, back-talking rebellious BFF of Uni Cornelius. Caroline is very sneaky and an avid rule-breaker, frequently stealing paperclips from staff offices to chew and pick locks with. She’s very stubborn, but a wonderful, loving friend.

 

 

HEMERA PHILLY

Patient ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: she/they
The nervous, follower friend of Jay and Caroline. Hemera is very quiet and timid, like Jay. Jay and Hemera tend to follow Caroline around like ducklings, sort of unsure of where to go without her guidance.

 

 

JAY FORTUNE

Patient ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: she/they
A very fortunate unfortunate patient, cursed with extremely bad good luck. Chaos tends to follow Jay everywhere she goes, and she has quite the lot of near-death experiences, but has never been physically harmed by any of them. Cursed with the worst…but also best…luck?

 

 

BARK I. SALOT

Patient ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: he/him
The unimpressionable, bored friend of Uni and Caroline. Bark doesn’t have a lot to say, but he’s friendly once you get him to open up. For some unknown reason, a lot of people (including staff and patients) seem visibly uncomfortable and unnerved to be around him… I wonder why that is.

 

 

TOM SICKHEART

Patient ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: he/him
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THE KIDDOIS

DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: they/it
Bouncy living plushies that reside in the hospital gift shop! Doi1 is very rambunctious and likes to prank others, whilst Doi2 is shy and secluded. They love to play and have fun and greet customers in the store.