SICK DOT DOOM (Dr Doom)

Staff ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: he/him
Anesthesiologist and cardiac nurse that greeted (and accidentally killed) Barry, as he woke in the hospital. Doom is very cheerful and seems to love everyone, and even keeps a smile when he’s angry, but has horrible nerves. He has feelings for Nurse Kills.

 

CUTTLING CUDDLES (Dr Cuddles)

Staff ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: he/him
Cardiologist and Doom’s partner in crime. Cuddles is sometimes annoyed by Doom’s antics, but he also is a bit smug and has a sense of humor. He tends to kill his patients, and if they live, they don’t do so without experiencing some torture.

 

SAMMY KILLS (Nurse Kills)

Staff ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: she/her
Pediatrics nurse that is often pestered by Cuddles and Doom, particularly Doom because of his crush on her. She rejects him because of his murderous ways, and dislikes pretty much every violent person in the hospital. However, to those who are good, she is really sweet and kind.

 

ANABEL SNARE (Nurse Snare)

Staff ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: she/her
The charge nurse, also called the “head” nurse due to her care-taking of the decapitated heads in the neurology ward, particularly Topply Offly, her dear friend. She’s got a short temper but usually stays chill and patient with the others.

 

 

KNOT EVAN LIVINGS (Dr Livings)
Staff ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: he/him

Hospital mortician, particularly disliked by the entire staff because of his… relationship… with his postmortem husband, Wunce Livings. He doesn’t ever really leave the morgue other than to eat, because he’s… pretty preoccupied. His only friends are Doom, Cuddles, and Shortnick, who are accepting of his life choices. Rumors spread in the hospital about him having secret admirers…

 

 

TED SUFFUZZ (Dr Suffuzz)

Staff ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: he/him
Palliative care specialist who is a very nervous wreck. He’s timid and anxious around absolutely everyone, but the only person he feels slightly safe with is Cuddles. Nobody knows much about why he is so nervous, but many speculate he is just scared of everyone in the hospital.

 

MARY SHORTNICK (Nurse Shortnick)
Staff ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: she/her
Pediatrics nurse that is everyone’s friend, and takes very good care of child patients. She’s incredibly sweet, kind, and understanding. Shortnick is one of Livings’ few friends, and she’s often judged for being friends with him. She is his friend because she believes he is a good person deep down and genuinely enjoys his company.

 

PEEPBEEP BEEPPEEP
Staff ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: he/it
Peepbeep is the cafeteria worker and he loves everybody! He’s generally friendly, that is, until you find out he makes the cafeteria food out of his own snail slime… and that he offers clurox bleach, gayjax soap, poison, vomit, blood, and piss as drink options…

 

EBONY SUNSHINE (Dr Sunshine)
Staff ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: they/them
GP surgeon in the emergency/general surgery ward, extremely random and violent. They take pride in torturing their patients and “spreading the love.” They talk in scene-speak and say emoticons out loud. Dr Sunshine also plays a funny prank to give patients cookies with razor blades inside them.

 

LICKY NYA (Dr Nya)
Staff ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: she/it
GP surgeon that works in the emergency/general surgery ward. She often follows the antics of her eccentric partner, Dr Sunshine. She too relishes in the suffering of patients and causes them great amounts of harm, despite being generally friendly and cheerful. She always keeps a smiling face, even when the patient does not.

 

LUNESTA
Staff ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: she/her
Pharmacist that spends most of her time sleeping. When she’s not sleeping she’s eating, that is, anyone who woke her up. She’s regularly trapping patients that disturb her slumber for her to feast on, but sometimes not without… playing with her food, if they desire one last pleasure before their ultimate demise.

 

DINO SOPRUS
Staff ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: he/him
Another pharmacist, who is much unlike his co-worker, Lunesta. He’s often scurrying to prevent her from harming others when he’s capable. He doesn’t dislike her at all, just tries to guide her when he can. He is very kind, a gentle giant. He offers gum to those in distress (and its ordinary gum, despite what one would expect in this place.)

 

MORTIZ MEMENTO (Dr Memento)
Staff ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: they/them
Very cryptic radiologist that always leaves patients in the dark about their diagnoses, very unclear about many things. They seem to like confusing others. It’s often unknown what their true motives are.

 

FLORA ESSENT (Dr Essent)
Staff ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: she/her
Dr Memento’s assistant radiology technician. She doesn’t believe X-rays do the job entirely, and often suggests they investigate further by cutting patients open to “take a closer look.”

 

 

RIBBON POP
Staff ID: #666666
DOB: 06/06/06
Pronouns: they/it
Owner of the gift shop dimension, which is a wacky endless warehouse of everything imaginable for sale, even things yet to exist. They constantly change the accepted currency, which isn’t really money, but rather strange things such as teeth or pieces of skin. Also, don’t leave the gift shop without buying anything, or you’ll have a storm comin’ your way.