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QUALITY GUARANTEED

Our staff can confirm that during your visit to our hospital you will be cared for under great living conditions:

CLEAN floors, walls and ceilings
Free of bodily fluids, pests, disease, and other bacteria.

Absolutely NO BLOOD anywhere
Literally in or on anyone or anything in the entire facility. If blood is found it is to be removed. There isn't any blood here at all so stop asking, we don't have any nor do we want it.

Quiet, kind, undisruptive roomates and caring, sympathetic staff.
You stay is ensured to be peaceful, warm and welcoming. Any rambunctious behaviors will be dealt with by staff in a healthy manner.

Patient safety is top priority

WE PROMISE!!!

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