Inks by Danny, colors by Jay.

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The doctor and patient are revealed to be puppets, in a puppet show being held by two actual patients- a cat named Caroline and a dog named Uni.

Caroline: "But doc, how are your workers going to make a living off of unpaid labor when more than half the nation is in debilitating debt?"

Uni: Hey bro, that's not your line.

Two other patients who are watching the show, a fennec fox named Hemera and a cat named Jay, heckle their show.

Hemera: BOO! You suck! If you're gonna be unrealistic at least keep up the illusion!

Caroline Coughs
Affliction: coughs-a-lot
Age: 25
Sex: Sure
Faves: Paperclips, swallowing small plastic toys, breaking things

Caroline: This is dumb. Why are we being unrealistic, anyway?

Uni Sock Cornelius
Affliction: physic lawbreaker
Age: 28
Sex: Yes
Faves: Gaming, swag, swaggy gaming, swag and also gaming

Uni: Well bro, fiction is rarely what actually happens, it's what we think and wish would happen, not what happens in reality.

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