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Main patients

The main patients are the main characters of Everything Sucks. The story centers around them.

BARRY

BARRY ILL

NAME
Barium "Barry" Erry Ill
ALLOTPUN
Very ill, Bury 'em all
GENDER
Trans man
PRONOUNS
he/him/his
NOUNS
Masculine nouns
SEXUALITY
Bisexual
SPECIES
Rabbit-cat
AGE
26 years old
DOH
5/15/5990
HEIGHT
5'1"
AFFLICTION(s)
Sicks-a-lot

ABOUT

Barry is a former fourth-year physics major from CLCtech University who admitted himself to the hospital after his primary care physician neglected to help him with some serious medical problems. Barry has a poor immune system, so he regularly gets sick easily, especially when exposed to germs.

INTERESTS

LIKES

Science (specifically physics, biology, and psychology), reading, writing, Bingo Bongo Theory, being clean

DISLIKES

Anything unscientific (like magic), swearing, unsanitary things and environments, immature jokes, touching people

DETAILS

UNI

UNI CORNELIUS

NAME
Uni Sock Cornelius
ALLOTPUN
Unicorn, knee sock
GENDER
Transfeminine
PRONOUNS
she/her/hers preferred, any
NOUNS
Feminine nouns
SEXUALITY
Queer aegosexual objectum
SPECIES
Puppycorn (unicorn-dog)
AGE
29 years old
DOH
12/12/5988
HEIGHT
5'10"
AFFLICTION(s)
Ultra-mega-sads

ABOUT

Uni is a highschool dropout who was admitted involuntarily to the hospital after a depressive episode. She has major depression and deals with a lot of mental health-related issues, but despite this, she's relatively good at masking her sadness by acting silly around her friends and making jokes.

INTERESTS

LIKES

Making art (drawing, painting, sewing), wholesome video games (The Zims, Ferry Crossing, etc), making others laugh, cinnamon rolls, Tiniest Ferry Shop

DISLIKES

Violent video games, aliens, the unknown, being vulnerable around others, others knowing when she's sad, seeing others get hurt, isolation, loud sound, herself, SPOILER

DETAILS

CAROLINE

CAROLINE

NAME
Caroline Snezhana Coughs
ALLOTPUN
Care a lot, sneeze and cough
GENDER
Butch non-binary
PRONOUNS
she/her, they/them, claw/claws
NOUNS
Feminine nouns
SEXUALITY
Lesbian
SPECIES
Cat
AGE
25 years old
DOH
2/26/5991
HEIGHT
6'1"
AFFLICTION(s)
Coughs-a-lot

ABOUT

The notorious escape artist patient, a master in cryptography and stealing things that aren't hers. Caroline lurks around the hospital deceiving staff and plotting escapes from this prison- sure, none of her attempts to escape have worked, but she keeps trying! Caroline is known for their bad habits and their many... partners.

INTERESTS

LIKES

Uni, being sneaky, mischief, breaking rules, sex, drugs, punk music, girls, loud noises, eating edibles, eating non-edibles

DISLIKES

Being ignored or replaced, silence, being bossed around/authority, the staff (especially Doom), capitalism, being unable to help

DETAILS

HEMERA

HEMERA

NAME
Hemera Olle Philly
ALLOTPUN
Hemophilia
GENDER
Plantgender
PRONOUNS
she/her, stem/stems
NOUNS
Feminine nouns
SEXUALITY
Aroace
SPECIES
Fennec fox
AGE
29 years old
DOH
4/26/5988
HEIGHT
5'5"
AFFLICTION(s)
Bleeds-a-lot

ABOUT

The very careful, responsible, and rule-abiding paranoid Hemera Philly, who does anything stem can to keep her friends out of trouble. Stem is Jay's caregiver legally in the hospital, and is responsible for them and their needs.

INTERESTS

LIKES

Plants, botany, flowers, reading, science (mostly ecology and psychology), following rules, computers, tea

DISLIKES

Seeing others get hurt, breaking rules and going against authority, violence and blood, waking up late

DETAILS

JAY

JAY

NAME
Jay Find Fortune
ALLOTPUN
May find fortune
GENDER
Non-binary
PRONOUNS
they/them, he/him
NOUNS
Neutral nouns
SEXUALITY
Bisexual
SPECIES
Cat
AGE
22 years old
DOH
5/4/5994
HEIGHT
4'2"
AFFLICTION(s)
Mega-itchy-ism, super-duper-short, many others

ABOUT

The extremely lucky Jay Fortune, who does not ever risk being harmed by the doctors due to their incredible luck powers. Their luck doesn't only apply to them, and sometimes affects other people...

INTERESTS

LIKES

Drawing, ferries, video games, cartoons, reading, trying new things, being helpful, staying up late, their friends

DISLIKES

Inability to control situations or their luck, waking up early, being pushed around, being bored

DETAILS