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Main staff

The main staff are some of the leading characters of Everything Sucks. The story centers around them and the main patients.

MOOD

NURSE MOOD

NAME
Doom Mood Doom Mood
ALLINDROME
Good mood
GENDER
Trans woman
PRONOUNS
she/her/hers
NOUNS
Feminine nouns
SEXUALITY
Lesbian
SPECIES
Spider-rat
AGE
32 years old
DOH
11/5/5984
HEIGHT
6'10"
POSITION
Staff nurse

ABOUT

The peppy and energetic twin of Nurse Doom; Mood loves flowers, bugs, and taking care of the patients as much as she is able. She is the founder of Sparkle Caring Club, a social group for the patients. Mood tries to see the bright side of most situations and doesn't let herself lose hope easily.

INTERESTS

LIKES

Bugs, hugs, Bird Town and other happy music, colorful things, making others happy, taking care of the staff, Doom

DISLIKES

The hospital, seeing others cry, being unable to communicate, waiting for things, lying

DETAILS

DOOM

NURSE DOOM

NAME
Mood Doom Mood Doom
ALLINDROME
Poor mood
GENDER
Agender
PRONOUNS
he/him, they/them, skull/skulls
NOUNS
Some masculine nouns
SEXUALITY
Bisexual
SPECIES
Spider-rat
AGE
32 years old
DOH
11/5/5984
HEIGHT
6'10"
POSITION
Staff nurse, honorary doctor

ABOUT

The brooding and grumpy twin of Nurse Mood; Doom hates pretty much everything and everyone, including himself. He's forced into a position he doesn't want to be in, and the state of his existence is really hard. Patients tend to dislike Doom because of his attitude and actions.

INTERESTS

LIKES

My Synthetic Affection and other emo bands, dark clothes, drawing, 90s anime, animation in general, retro video games, cheese crackers, spending time alone, silence, Mood

DISLIKES

Hurting others, screaming, horror movies, sleeping with the lights off, being alone in the house, himself

DETAILS

REM

REM E. DIES

NAME
Rem Elle Dies
ALLOTPUN
Remedies
GENDER
Trans woman
PRONOUNS
she/her/hers
NOUNS
Feminine nouns
SEXUALITY
Lesbian
SPECIES
Bat
AGE
40 years old
DOH
8/25/5976
HEIGHT
7'11"
POSITION
Security guard

ABOUT

Rem is the hospital security guard. She manages the security office and hospital CCTV control room, which are both on the ground floor. She works there to support her child, Kid. She also loves her girlfriend Mood very much.

INTERESTS

LIKES

Kid, Mood, sleeping on the job, nail art, makeup, taking care of kids, talking back to Cuddles, dark rooms

DISLIKES

Cuddles, the hospital, bright lights, being away from Kid or Mood for long periods of time, lying

DETAILS

FUNFETTI

DR. FUNFETTI

NAME
Boxa Caken Funfetti
ALLOTPUN
Box of cake, Funfetti cake
GENDER
Genderqueer
PRONOUNS
she/her, he/him, they/them
NOUNS
Feminine nouns
SEXUALITY
Pansexual
SPECIES
Cake enchanthry cat
AGE
34 years old
DOH
7/19/5982
HEIGHT
5'7"
POSITION
Doctor

ABOUT

Funfetti is the sugary sweet-loving baker doctor who loves making cakes and other desserts. He was a medical student before he started working at the hospital, but had no idea what he was getting into. She doesn't like the hospital at all, but sugar helps her forget what's going on.

INTERESTS

LIKES

Baking, sweets, soda, junk food, having a terrible sleep schedule, medical sciences, anthry anatomy and biology, Pinata, Puppy

DISLIKES

Her job, sugar crashes, stressful or difficult situations, causing problems, intense or heavy conversations, waking up early

DETAILS

PUPPY

DR. PUPPY

NAME
Lovella Puppy
ALLOTPUN
Love puppy webkinz
GENDER
Lovegender
PRONOUNS
she/her, lo/loves
NOUNS
Feminine nouns
SEXUALITY
Lesbian
SPECIES
Dog
AGE
30 years old
DOH
2/14/5986
HEIGHT
5'10"
POSITION
Doctor

ABOUT

Puppy is a silly doctor who seems to be rather unaware of what she's doing. Lo doesn't know that torturing and killing people is bad, as she sees it all like some kind of game- and gets sad and doesn't understand why patients don't like her.

INTERESTS

LIKES

Cute things, cogs, ferries, plushies, character mascot brands, fruit snacks, apple juice and grape juice, donuts, following orders, cutting up things, Cuddles, Funfetti

DISLIKES

Being yelled at, messing up or doing things wrong, being put down, disappointing Cuddles or others she cares about, when she spaces out or dissociates, losing stuff or track of time

DETAILS

CUDDLES

DR. CUDDLES

NAME
"Dr. Cuddles"
ALLOTPUN
. . . ?
GENDER
Cis man
PRONOUNS
he/him/his
NOUNS
Masculine nouns
SEXUALITY
Straight
SPECIES
Naked mole rat
AGE
. . . ?
DOH
. . . ?
HEIGHT
3'9"
POSITION
Hospital owner

ABOUT

Cuddles is the hospital owner. He's a cruel, evil man who only cares about money and torturing people for fun. He has no regard for people's feelings or wants, and only cares about himself and maintaining his status and power in Los Count.

INTERESTS

LIKES

Money, killing people, torturing people, people dying, being respected, when people obey him, lying

DISLIKES

Losing money, losing power, not having absolute complete control, when people don't listen to him

DETAILS