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Welcome to Sparklecare hospital and health care centers, the best medical institution in the world! Our primary goal is to return our patients to good health and protect those in need. We know how cold and unloving most hospitals can be, so we aspire to bring warmth and kindness to our inpatients.
If you are interested in being admitted, call us at 666-CARE today!
These outsiders are people who live and exist outside the hospital, but are still important to the story.
CHARLES
CHARLES WELLS
NAME
Charles Wells
ALLOTPUN
All's well (that ends well)
GENDER
Trans man
PRONOUNS
he/him/his
NOUNS
Masculine nouns
SEXUALITY
Bisexual
SPECIES
Cat
AGE
84 years old
DOH
5/15/5932
HEIGHT
5'7"
ABOUT
Charles Wells is a strange old man that Barry met once. He told him stories about the horrors of Sparklecare, which Barry did not believe at the time.
INTERESTS
LIKES
Science (specifically physics, biology, and psychology), reading, writing
DISLIKES
The hospital, not being listened to or believed
DETAILS
BRIGH
BRIGH T. HOWTLOOK
NAME
Brigh T. Howtlook
ALLOTPUN
Bright outlook
GENDER
Trans man
PRONOUNS
he/him/his
NOUNS
Masculine nouns
SEXUALITY
Bisexual
SPECIES
Rabbit-cat
AGE
20 years old
DOH
8/8/5995
HEIGHT
5'0"
ABOUT
Brigh is a social work intern who is currently working for the Citycountrytown department of social services.
INTERESTS
LIKES
2D animation, comics, video games, flowers, cogs and other ferries
DISLIKES
Fire and intense heat, watching people in pain or suffering, SPOILER
DETAILS
MR. V
MR. V
NAME
Varie Hepful
ALLOTPUN
Very helpful, mystery
GENDER
Cis man
PRONOUNS
he/him/his
NOUNS
Masculine nouns
SEXUALITY
Unknown
SPECIES
Rabbit
AGE
43 years old
DOH
4/17/5973
HEIGHT
6'2"
ABOUT
Mr. V is a social worker at the Citycountrytown department of social services.
INTERESTS
LIKES
Classic literature, warm drinks, being respected, helping others
DISLIKES
Confusing or uncertain situations, being unable to help others
DETAILS
DR. K
DR. K
NAME
Kowala T. Control
ALLOTPUN
Quality control
GENDER
Cis woman
PRONOUNS
she/her/hers
NOUNS
Feminine nouns
SEXUALITY
Unknown
SPECIES
Rabbit
AGE
46 years old
DOH
7/18/5970
HEIGHT
5'5"
ABOUT
Dr. K is a health inspector who is affiliated with the Citycountrytown department of social services.
INTERESTS
LIKES
Clean spaces, nice-smelling soaps, being clean, cleaning
DISLIKES
Uncleanliness and filth, trash, insects and other creepy crawlies
DETAILS
DR. PRICKLES
DR. PRICKLES
NAME
Prickles Anthorns
ALLOTPUN
Prickles and thorns
GENDER
Cis woman
PRONOUNS
she/her/hers
NOUNS
Feminine nouns
SEXUALITY
Unknown
SPECIES
Porcupine
AGE
35 years old
DOH
2/7/5981
HEIGHT
4'9"
ABOUT
Dr. Prickles is a GP at Wedoncare medical center in Citycountrytown. She is Barry's former GP.
INTERESTS
LIKES
Money, getting her way, bossing others around, being cheap
DISLIKES
Expenses, caring about others
DETAILS
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