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Side patients
The sides patients are side characters of Everything Sucks. They do not have as major roles as the main patients, but still have importance.
MILEY
MILEY SMILEY
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The self-proclaimed "leader" of the Chunklings, a family of escaped patients that resides in the Citycountrytown dump in Mowtha, Los Count. She escaped from the hospital ten years ago, and with the patients who joined her, she has been keeping them there this whole time where they feel they belong.
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BEC
BEC LIGHT
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A member of the Chunkling family, Bec is hesitant about the whole situation they're in and doesn't believe Miley is doing the right thing. Bec cares about Miley deeply and affectionately, and doesn't want to watch her live like this, but feels powerless to do anything about it.
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JANDY
JANDY JANE
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A member of the Chunkling family, Jandy acts as second-in-command and stands at Miley's side. She is gruff and acts pretty sour and can be aggressive and isn't very nice to anyone at any time, even when she likes people, she struggles to show it.
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SCRATCH
SCRATCH N. SHNIFF
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PEPPER
PEPPER
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Pepper is a member of the Chunklings who has no memory of the hospital- in fact, Pepper has no memory of anything at all before ending up at the dump. They don't know anything about their past, all they know is they feel safe with their new family here.
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POLLY
POLLY AMRY KLEPSKY
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Often falling asleep in places he shouldn't, Polly has The Uncommon Cold, an illness that makes anthries' bodies frozen and frigid. Because of their illness, basically everyone in the hospital is attracted to Polly due to the fact they are cold.
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FINN
FINNEGAN FEVERS
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Finn is the roommate and best friend of Polly, he has the illness Beaver fever, which makes his body extremely hot and he feels very cold. This basically makes him immune to the attraction others feel to Polly, making them just good friends.
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Being warm, warm drinks, nice-smelling things like insense or candles, knitting, being in the sun
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Cold things and being cold in general, being asked to repeat stuff, waiting, stressful situations
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REESE
REESE TRENT
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Reese is the hospital's notable storyteller, with a huge passion for telling stories with messages and morals. Sometimes their stories appear to be more than they seem...
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Storytelling, literature (especially classic literature), daydreaming and brainstorming, concept music albums
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Overthinking, loud noise and overstimulation, racing thoughts and being anxious
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KIKI
KIKI PILARIS
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Formerly a RN at a different hospital in a different region, Kiki has a severe case of Goopy Guts, an illness that turns your insides to jelly. Kiki loves his friends and being supportive and caring for others.
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Medical science, sports, loud music, fruity little drinks, self-care, his friends
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Cold weather, early mornings, joint pain, being alone, coffee
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ORANGE
ORANGE U. GLAD
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The pun-loving dad joke master, Orange, loves making his friends laugh. A stand-up comedian before he was hospitalized, Orange has an illness that turns all his bodily fluids to orange juice, and he jokingly offers his orange juice sweat to people.
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Citrus fruits, lame dad jokes, bad puns, reading, having friends, gossiping about others (lightheartedly), Jean
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Taking things seriously, intense conversations or heavy subjects, telling people when he's upset
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JEAN
JEAN ERRIE
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Jean doesn't talk a whole lot, unless he's talking to Orange. Usually stays in his room where it's quiet, probably won't answer you if you're a stranger. He also seems awfully scared of Cuddles...
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Quiet places, chocolate, fizzy drinks, cartoons, video games
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Spicy food, water, loud noises, heights, his chair being grabbed
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CHIP
CHIPSKY FRESH
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Chip is fun to be around. He's passionate about the things he likes but isn't very good at them. He also tries hard to keep his teeth properly taken care of, but for some reason they keep getting worse...
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Sportsball, rockin' out on the guitar, video games, playing music quietly
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Feeling insecure, sharing his insecurities, having teeth pulled, overstimulation
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MEL
MEL N. COLLY
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Mel is a big sweetheart and loves (almost) everyone - especially boys! He loves to doodle, make and listen to music, and hoard knicknacks - especially snow globes and keychains.
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Punk music, plushies, warm blankets, coloring books, snow globes, lava lamps, Bingo Bongo Theory
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Bugs, the sight of blood and gore, loud noise, opening up to people, his struggles with communication
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CYN
CYN DHERR
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Cyn is a hothead - both literally and figuritively. Cyn has an unhealthy obsession with fire and setting things on fire, and this can be dangerous to his life and others at times.
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Fire, spicy food, barbeque, himself, action video games, sunsets, urban exploration
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Having its firestarters taken away, bland foods, the staff, being cooped up all the time