Nurse Pinata, the husband of Funfetti, loves parties and candy, but liking candy is a little morbid of him considering his insides are full of candy...

Snare is a staff nurse and the hospital receptionist. Her job is to check patients in and set up their treatment plans. She is responsible for basically all of the patients' access to hospital contraband.

Dr. Party is the hospital's main psychologist, who gives therapy to the patients. You'd expect their therapy to all be bad, but Party seems to actually try to be helpful. Somehow, he knows exactly what to say and how to read people...

Kills is a sweetheart. She's sweet, and loves sweets. She works as a nurse with her girlfriend Nurse Shortnick. Kills loves taking care of people and is very naturally motherly.

Shortnick is Kills' girlfriend. She loves making art and painting, and takes inspiration from music for her art. Some think that her giraffe spots are actually spots of paint...

(TBA)