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Violence or bodily harm of any kind, from blood, injuries, graphic gore, sharp objects, weapons, or sometimes neutral things that can cause bodily harm (such as hazardous liquids or fire).
Abuse
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Unsanitary
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Suicide/self-harm
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Body horror
Visuals of body horror, from disfiguring, dismembering, and unsettling character designs with such disfigurments.
Ableism
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Victim-blaming
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Character death
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Drugs & alcohol
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Deprecation
Bullying, verbal deprecation, self-loathing, self-hatred, and just generally overly negative dialogue towards others or oneself.
Animal harm
Spinch's non-sapient animals (ferries) dying or being injured/harmed. This includes insects.
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What are series?
Sparklecare as a story is separated into 3 "acts" that are titled "series". The reason they're called series is because each series has a different story and different protagonist. Everything Sucks, series 1, focuses on Barry as the protagonist.
There's currently only one series out right now and no information about what makes the other series "different" from series 1 is available at this point in time, but someday you'll understand!
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